Did I ever tell you I managed the Woolworths store at Liverpool?

Ric Vatner | October 7, 2010

I walked in and the manager promptly had a nervous breakdown. I‘m really not that hard to get on with, honestly. I think it was watching a gang of teenagers descend on the ladies hosiery counter and literally lift everything off it then walk out of the shop, right past him, while he pissed his pants, that did it).